Sgrios Mass: Traditions

Welcome one and all to our musty house of rot. Today... rather than boring you all with another long-winded sermon on the duality of death - instead I am extremely delighted to give  you a... "presentation" on the matter. 

One of the wonderous gifts Sgrios can grant a worshipper is the ability to claim an Aislings soul. Sgrios grants us a great boon of faith if one can claim a soul prior to anoters departure. How many of you would enjoy a boon to our great Lord? 

-- after gathering the volunteers.

Alright then, now that we've gotten that out  of the way...  

*screaming* Too long have the mundanes  diminished our Sgrian powers, hampering our  ability to spread our gift! 

-- A sacrifice dies

*gesticulating wildly* Removing our ability to sleep one another!?  

-- A sacrifice dies

*voice cracking* Getting rangers involved in  trivial matters such as murder?! 

-- A sacrifice dies

Our summons used to attack on sight; now they are merely an amusement. 

-- A sacrifice dies

I spit on Loures...

-- A sacrifice dies

Shall we be cursed by Loures with a trip to the dungeon for simply being Sgrian next?! 

Come with me; leave your earthly possesions behind. Show Loures that we are still in control of our own destiny. Pick up a  draught of hemloch and a flask of alcohol and join me in protest.  

Let us embrace death. Be one with our Lord. For Sgrios! 

Mass is cast.

*a calm washes over him*

--Phever dies